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Best Dream Ever Morale Patch

$8.00
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A few months ago I took an anti-inflammatory pill before I went to bed (it was legs day). That night I had a dream I was driving my Delorean time machine (yes, I own a Delorean) while wearing full battle rattle and a stormtrooper helmet. Slimer was riding shotgun and together we were laying down headshots during the zombie apocalypse! It was the raddest dream I ever had and when I awoke I knew it had to be a patch!

3.5″ velcro backed